I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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