Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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