Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think my moral compass just broke
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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