Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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