CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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