good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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