Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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