so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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