you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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