I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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