I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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