He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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