Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
