Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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