Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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