I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My balls are so social today.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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