love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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