Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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