it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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