Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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