Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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