Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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