he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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