Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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