I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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