I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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