i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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