He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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