I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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