Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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