nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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