There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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