I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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