:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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