Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I wish i was in the wii world.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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