There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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