Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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