I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The air was thick with penises
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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