I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
