there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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