Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Shame - the story of my life.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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