I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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