do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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