so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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