..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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