It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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