i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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