Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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