you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she smelled like a LAN party
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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