There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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