Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just high enough for therapy.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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