It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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