So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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