all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
