I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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